Recurring sections on Serve ‘Em A Sentence, all inspired by Maximum Penalty:
- Eat Side Story – in which I interview bands about food
- Treat Assessment – dessert-related excursions
- As You Herbivore – vegetarian items
- Paper Bullets: all book-related content
- Nowhere to Turn Two: all baseball-related content
- Wiggen Out, the only non-MP themed section, will feature all Henry Wiggen Universe items